definitely NOT a transformers review

[cross-posted]

i was never one to make an instant rave about a movie i just saw. it usually takes me longer than a year to get the right words before sharing what i think [about a movie] to the world [at least in blog form] and forgetting to write about it anyway.

what i do though, is text brigade my friends as the credits roll and relay the most blockheaded comment that i could muster. like somebody who would grab on the mic of a reporter and scream, "deees ees da bes movie everrr!" as soon as they get past the cinema's door.

last night was a spontaneous, denget-i-have-got-to-see-transformers-tonight-or-i'll-die moment, and i was all set to march into the movie house to catch it by myself. at the last minute, my baguio barkada decided she'd like to meet me so i asked her to come along.

so there we were, two cosmo girls [she's so pretty too] getting in line to watch a [as previous reviews claimed it to be] testosterone-packed sci-fi movie. gahd, we were such geeks copying the transformers sound like we were trying to get phlegm out.

you didn't have to know that.

so there were the credits rolling, i took my phone out and told my friends, "i grew testosterone in two hours. i'm a boy now." what the jeepers is that about right? and as i write this, i'm seriously willing my cell phone to transform and become a robot just like i was cautious of getting into a vehicle lest they turn into an autobot/decepticon.

i'll leave the rating and the analysis to real movie reviewers.

oh. i just have to say this out loud. i was never a hardcore transformers fan. luckily i have a kuya and he made sure i got a good dose of boys' stuff and not be a prissy missy who lived to watch my little pony. so yeah, i had an idea that they do the [insert transformers sound] and what the deal between the autobots and the evil decepticons is. i was even convinced that our lolo's red mustang turned into a robot at night; that's how gullible i was. beats the idea of flying ponies, i'd always say.
just thought i'd share. :)

can't wait for starscream to take over megatron's evil reign. nyahahahaha. :D