Friday, August 22, 2008

Why Hello Mortal

I can't effing upload our sagada pictures and it's draining my patience.  Kaya eto muna.

Got this from Iyatoter and when she tagged YOU, I took that as ME. So here it is. I don't go out on dates, for the record. I 'just agree to sit on the same table while having dinner.'
 

List down 10 major Turn-Offs when dating the opposite sex.  Then tag 10 people you want to do the same.

 

1. I dislike smokers.
 

2. Boys who say bad things about everything. I think I pretty much have the ranting part covered. Pfft. 

3. Guys who check out other people's anatomy. Not just chick check. I mean really staring other people down. Including boys hunkier than they are. 

4. Guys who speak conyo english like this... 'Erm Kashe, like, you knowr, ish like whatevurrr.' Hello naman. 

5. I judge you when you use poor grammar. I tend to mentally edit other people's speech. Mine's not perfect, mind you but it's easier to spot the mistake when others do it. Bwahahaha.

6. If you're not Arnean or taga-UP. Wala lang. Kababawan ko lang sa buhay. 

7. Guys who limit their food-intake. Adik ka ba at kalahati, macho man? It just seems wrong for some reason.

8. Boys who don't talk. 

9. Piolo-haters. You don't have to like him you know, but isn't it strange when you know so much hate details about him? 

10. Wishy washy pea-brains. It's surprising how I even agree to address a pea-brain's presence. Tutt.

 

Tagging...

mortals.

6 comments:

pie pineda said...

pffft!!!! at least you have something in cow-mohn!!!!

pie pineda said...


pano kashe kung may brashes (braces)? like shi aner di ba? :D aminin mo, kahit ganun si java man minsan ka ding nahumaling sa kaniya dahil sa magaganda nyang daliri!

pie pineda said...

what if he looks like piolo?

pie pineda said...


whut.

pie pineda said...

poor guy. he talks and gets corrected every two sentences. doesn't talk and still doesn't work.

♪ the xaris ♪ Cullen Boyd said...

zactly. mission impossible. bwahahaha. x)