ahahaha-ahahaha

because i gasp for air every time i laugh and i find it impossible to let out a hearty giggle, i blurt out a-ha-ha-ha *pause* a-ha-ha-ha just to show i'm amused. followed by a short wheeze and a throaty cough. i call that a coughter. feels good to annoy everyone with my newfound way of laughing. a-ha-ha-ha. it's soooo annoying, i'm annoying myself even as i tell you about it.

so. i am still sick. and it's getting ridiculous by the minute.

this is what i have been doing in the last six days. wake up at 7am, call in sick, get up two hours later and go online. listen to jam 88.3's the edge with jamaica, pester her at work. check the company mail and endorse inquiries to the agents. prepare brunch and turn on the TV at exactly 12 noon. channel surf a bit, put out the sauna bed and steam off while watching inane tagalog movies. gulp down munchables so i can take in meds. wonder why the dvd player is not cooperating and thank God for cable. take in more meds. pull out tissue and compare phlegmatic colors [haha, yuck, i know] and tell the doctor it's turned from green to pink. down more cough syrup. try to sleep. read a book. repeat cycle starting from the channel surfing gig.

surprisingly, i have not lost weight [grah] because i hafta to take in *tasteless* fewd so i can take antibiotics. and didju know that the salty taste is heightened when your system is down? or was it just me? i swear everything i ate was sobrang alat. kahit juice maalat. a-ha-ha-ha *pause* a-ha-ha-ha. *wheeze**choke*

i think i'm gonna cry now. i can't take this coughter anymore.