what to do when 1) it's raining like hell in baguio, 2) there's a landslide near your house, 3) you are moolahless, 4) there is a shortage of munchables in the house, 5) you can't cook because you're too poor to buy gas and 6) you have no job?
...scream... scream if you love silence and sanity!
seriously, you start by praying that the rain will go on forever so that classes will be cancelled [so, in my case, i won't have campus work] then sleep until noon or until the sun shines, whichever comes first. you later realize that you have to get out of bed lest you spontaneously combust from too much friction, so up you go. when you go to the kitchen and there isn't a chance of boiling water for coffee, you drink it cold. after two hours and the radio still blares the same songs, you dress up and camwhore like there's no tomorrow. when the camwhoring gets seriously lame, you learn a board game. when you have mastered the game and declare yourself a genius in cluedo, experiment on the kitchen. when you feel that catsup and corned beef is a good combination, play in the rain. pretend that your world is one big shandy advertisement.
then you'd realize that it has only been an hour and a half since you got out of bed.
can you spell evidently lame? apparently, i DON'T know what to do.
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