i seriously want to be a celebrity. as in really, really want to be one. for so many reasons, mundane and profound and crazy and sincere. i want to be seen on that blasted tv screen.
enter pinoy big brother. nyeh. i've always thought it was beneath me to go for it. i'm mayabang like that. i feel like i could do so much better than being kuya's clown. hehe. i'm too much of a drama queen anyway. i don't think i'd last a day. sooo... why am i suddenly noting down the audition schedules and why am i planning on a new image and what's the deal with me thinking of a tagline, duh diba? eto pa malala, i'm mapping out a plan to make pbb fit my life projections for the year. puh-thetique.
while nothing is concrete yet, this is my plan.
:: audition in baguio and project an urban chic/ukay freak coolness.
:: audition in manila and project an urban chic/ukay freak/conio/jologs coolness.
:: image: santa, mabait, humil, kenkoy, psychic.
:: talents: stand up comedy na ako lang nakakgets sa mga hirit ko pero tatawa sila kasi i'm super charming.
:: under the iceberg image: back stabber pero sweet kaya nilalaglag ko na sila, hindi pa nila alam.
tas dapat ako unang maeevict. no tears. all laughs. tas rakrakan kasi nakita na ako sa tv sa wakas.
yeahboi!
oh diba, pwede na. pero wait lang tikbalang, pano nako magaaply sa cnn nyan?
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